Quotes of the Day

Our fearless section 8 yearbook rep as he walked out of the room after Allen told him to give plasma to earn money to pay for his yearbook:
"I use seamen!"
-that should have cleared a path down the hallway for him.

Doctor house commenting on Sirian trying to get a slideshow working on his computerwith the screen only up a couple inches out of the desk:
"To be effective you gotta get it up."
-That's what she said (ala Michael Scott)

Then about 5 minutes later:
"Allright, what'd ya gotta do to get it up?"

"One thing- if you can flip me over." Allen